Oy vey, I’m up for a positon as a project coordinator at a food bank. Feeding people rules, and so does lax dress codes.

bigfatphallusy:

“I shit you not, this is real.”

bigfatphallusy:

“I shit you not, this is real.”

Tags: bill maher

crucifuck:

eat my fuc 

crucifuck:

eat my fuc 

Every fucking good metal show is in Worcester. 

Every fucking good metal show is in Worcester. 

(via thetreesareenergy)

(Source: airows)

Tags: lol

This is the best news comic ever drawn.

This is the best news comic ever drawn.

Stocking up on blizzard beer. Friends, I have 4 wheel drive and will pick you up if I’m not already drunk.

gatsbyandcoffee asked: i'll keep the beard and make cool designs in the chest hair. lets trade.

No more beard but you need to remember to hit it every couple days with an electric trimmer, no guard. Fair warning, and this goes for any girl I trade bodies with, I will probably spend the first 24 hours touching my own boobs.