Oy vey, I’m up for a positon as a project coordinator at a food bank. Feeding people rules, and so does lax dress codes.
This is the best news comic ever drawn.
Stocking up on blizzard beer. Friends, I have 4 wheel drive and will pick you up if I’m not already drunk.
gatsbyandcoffee asked: i'll keep the beard and make cool designs in the chest hair. lets trade.
No more beard but you need to remember to hit it every couple days with an electric trimmer, no guard. Fair warning, and this goes for any girl I trade bodies with, I will probably spend the first 24 hours touching my own boobs.




